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Christopher Hitchens Gets Waterboarded

moody — Wed, 02 Jul 2008 21:36:57 +0000

Christopher Hitchens used to say that water boarding was just extreme interrogation. Does he still thinks that after he got water boarded? Find out below.

Read the full article from NYTimes first and then go to full video of Hitchens gets actually water boarded. Awesome!!!
Everyone needs to see this.

NYTimes Article

Video

George Carlin on Dennis Miller - 06/01/2001

moody — Sat, 28 Jun 2008 05:37:32 +0000

George Carlin on Larry King 2001

moody — Fri, 27 Jun 2008 01:33:54 +0000

More of George Carlin. These are by far the most amusing, smartest and funniest interviews with Carlin I’ve seen. Even better then him on the “Inside The Actors Studio” (which I am going to post here soon.)

Here’s complete interview with him taking the calls and the whole enchilada.

Part 1

Part2

Part 3

Part 4

Part 5

Part 6

George Carlin - The Planet Is Fine

moody — Tue, 24 Jun 2008 22:05:19 +0000

Little tribute to the greatest comic ever lived. Period.

Louis CK - Money

moody — Tue, 10 Jun 2008 23:57:09 +0000

Good old Louis CK teaches us everything you neeed to know about banking system.
This is pure comedy gold.

Bill Maher - Religulous Trailer

moody — Tue, 10 Jun 2008 00:23:37 +0000

Maher is the man. Cannot wait to see this. According to Lionsgate this movie is coming out October 3rd 2008.

Super Delegates - Truly Moronic Bunch

moody — Wed, 04 Jun 2008 00:14:35 +0000

I have been watching this presidential democratic race since the beginning now, and I am really getting sick of these fuckers called “super delegates”. Can they just make up their precious minds and pick a side for fuck sake. What else do they need to know about these candidates? Pick a candidate, and let this circus end! Do we really have to wait until they feel like they have enough info? Is there anything more to know about Hilary or Obama at this point, or do these “super delegates” waiting for some kind of a scandal to break out, so they can pick opposing side? Everything there is to know about each candidate is known by now, and the only thing everyone is waiting is for these fuckers to show some god damn respect for their own party by picking a candidate and let this charade end, otherwise republicans will eat them up for lunch in November, and those precious “super fuckers” will be responsible for biggest crime since the native Indian genocide. So make up your god damn mind and choose. You’re not THAT important!

Problem with the world

moody — Thu, 29 May 2008 05:11:50 +0000

“The whole problem with the world is that fools and fanatics are always so certain of themselves, but wiser people are so full of doubt.” —Bertrand Russell

Couldn’t be said better.

Pat Condell - God is not enough

moody — Sat, 24 May 2008 00:09:36 +0000

New one from Pat.

Cosmic Arrogance

moody — Thu, 22 May 2008 04:20:27 +0000

Typical thought process of a creationist. Let’s call him… Earl.

I am at the center of the universe.
Universe had me in mind when it was created.
All laws of physics and universal constants solely exist just to form me.
Evolution (if true) knows that I am here, and it cares about me.
The whole world, including animals in it, is here just to serve me.
The whole universe with stars is out there just to serve me and for mine benefit only.
World is a beautiful place; Everywhere I turn I see God’s mighty creation, however that is not good enough for me. I want something much better and greater.
I live very fulfilling life and have a wonderful family and friends, have excellent job that I like, but I know that after I die, I will go to a much better place.
I know that God loves me so much that he gave his only son so that I could be saved.

I don’t know about you, but I think after we knock down all the walls and remove the ceiling in Earl’s house, we should have just enough room for his EGO!