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Typical thought process of a creationist.  Let’s call him… Earl.

• I am at the center of the universe.
• Universe had me in mind when it was created.
• All laws of physics and universal constants solely exist just to form me.
• Evolution (if true) knows that I am here, and it cares about me.
• The whole world, including animals in it, is here just to serve me.
• The whole universe with stars is out there just to serve me and for mine benefit only.
• World is a beautiful place; Everywhere I turn I see God’s mighty creation, however that is not good enough for me. I want something much better and greater.
• I live very fulfilling life and have a wonderful family and friends, have excellent job that I like, but I know that after I die, I will go to a much better place.
• I know that God loves me so much that he gave his only son so that I could be saved.

I don’t know about you, but I think after we knock down all the walls and remove the ceiling in Earl’s house, we should have just enough room for his EGO!

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