Next President Will Have An Easy Job
It’s truly sad to find out after almost 8 years of W’s rule, not one good thing he accomplished in his “presidency”. Not one! I have really tried, but the best republicans and conservatives can do is: Banned partial birth abortion, signed no child left behind bill and cut taxes. All of those three turned out disastrous, and republicans should hide under the fucking rock every time any of those disasters are mentioned.
This… “walking disaster” we call president, did more to fuck up this country, than all of the republican presidents combined (ok so I’ m biased against republicans. I consider it to be the healthiest thing citizen can do, so sue me for caring). He actually fucked up this country (and some of the others as well) so much, that the next president will actually have an easy job unfucking it. Yes, an easy job! Everyone is saying how the next president will have a tough job, will have to really be on his/hers game, will have to work overtime, bla bla bla, but I really don’t see how’s that possible. The fact is, things cannot get more fucked up than there are now; no matter who’s in the office. It really does not matter who you vote for next year. We’re at the bottom right now, and the only way to go is up. On the fuck scale, this is fuckup of tantric proportions.
As a matter of fact, qualifications for the next president should only be that he’s a human being, and maybe that he can wipe himself with no external help, and conditions in this country would surely improve. You can even put a fucking chipmunk in the oval office, and things would definitely be less fucked up, so whoever is the next president can look forward to a walk in the fucking park.
Note: If you’re easily offended by the use of the word “fuck” in this article.. Fuck off!
BTW: Here’s a uhm… satiric look at Bush’s resume.
May 22nd, 2008 at 2:14 pm
I completely agree. I think that if you put a five year old in the Oval Office, he would do a better job. Although one thing that worries me is Iraq. If Obama starts withdrawing troops (and I know we have to do it eventually), there really is a serious potential for a horrific civil war. The US has been arming Sunny militias and giving them money in return for their promise not to shoot at the Shiites, but the Sunnies have been preparing for an American pullout which might be interpreted by the Shiites as a signal to start ethnically cleansing the Sunnies. This in fact might pull in Saudi Arabia, a staunch ally of the Iraqi Sunnis. So, can you imagine if President Obama orders a pull out and this happens. The world will say: America fucked up and all they want to do now is leave, causing this massacre. On the other hand, if we don’t live, things will get worse or remain as bad as now, with no end in sight. And the world will say: “America is still occupying Iraq and drenching it in blood.” My point is, whatever the next President does in Iraq, it will not be a pretty sight and it will take generations for this stain to blur on the face of America. Shame on you Bush!