God will save me, if he exists

Lion KIEV (Reuters) - A man shouting that God would keep him safe was mauled to death by a lioness in Kiev zoo after he crept into the animal’s enclosure, a zoo official said on Monday.

“The man shouted ‘God will save me, if he exists’, lowered himself by a rope into the enclosure, took his shoes off and went up to the lions,” the official said.

“A lioness went straight for him, knocked him down and severed his carotid artery.”

I have to quote it again: ” God will save me, if he exists”
You mean to tell me that he went in there without making sure that God does exists? And I though suicide bombers were idiots. People do strange things for religious reasons but I am kind of confused here. Did this guy believe in God or not?

One Response to “God will save me, if he exists”

  1. The Viscount Says:

    I heard the lion quoted Nietszsche before mauling the man to death.

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